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Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe. ~ Frank Zappa
Characters seldom know each others’ objectives. ~ Jeffrey Sweet
The first draft is written by the artist, the second by the critics. ~ attributed to Lanford Wilson
The theater, which is in no thing, but makes use of everything – gestures, sounds, words, screams, light, darkness – rediscovers itself at precisely the point where the mind requires a language to express its manifestations. To break through language in order to touch life is to create or recreate the theatre. ~ Antonin Artaud
The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention. ~ Oscar Wilde
He who hesitates is a damned fool. ~ Mae West